vladimirmedvedev:

“omfg i want a gay best friend so we can go shopping!!!”
“when i have a kid i want them to be gay so i can ship them and their partner AND HAVE OTP FEELS!!! hahahhaah!!”
“TUMBLR SHOULD BE A COUNTRY SO WE CAN BAN HETEROSEXUALITY!!! XDDDDD”

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Worst feelings in the world

aberrant-albert:

sheenathehyena:

datekougyous:

  • Failing a test you studied really hard for
  • Getting replaced in a friendship
  • Getting ignored 
  • Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled
  • Having to fight back tears in front of people
  • Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else
  • Goodbyes
  • Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply

That last one always breaks my heart.

RGHHgh

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

you don’t really understand pain until you leave the house without headphones

Imagine you were dying. Imagine you were afraid and a long way from home in terrible pain. Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, you looked up and saw the face of the Devil himself.

s0tc:

Halo 4 Scenery Porn 2/?

and-im-enjolras:

I think Britain could have just placed Tom Hiddleston on the stage and have him walking around and laughing for a couple of minutes and they’d have won

A Brief Summary of Eurovision 2013
  • Finland: GAY WEDDING WOOOOO
  • Moldova: wtf is that dress
  • Malta: *smiles and rainbows and happiness*
  • Belgium: *stares into your soul*
  • Romania: FABULOUS GAY DRACULA
  • Greece: *appears out of nowhere and steals the show* ALCOHOL IS FREE MOTHERFUCKERS

cerseiwonderland:

lawsten:

france being selfish pieces of shit speaking their own language

PARCE QUE NOTRE LANGAAAAAAGE

ESTTTT PLUUUUUUS

JOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

QUE LE VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTRE

dweebys:

Hello, we’re France, Belgium and Switzerland and no, we’re not gonna speak english. Fuck you, Europe.